So Moira Rogers is running a blog battle....This is not my contest or battle. I just a lowly Lady in Battle that is hoping to express her thoughts in a clear enough way so that the Ms. General is impressed. Also it would help gather troops for my defense of Team Vampire Lumberjack..and leave my opponents in the hair lying on the ground....So here goes a little information.
So remember to leave a comment and be prepared to defend it.
It's Team Vampire Lumberjack versus Team Werewolf Bootlegger.
Normally I am for the werewolves..no matter what...but that word...Lumberjack. It makes you think of sweaty men, muscles bulging and physical "wooden" activity. I am not saying that a Bootlegger can't "dance" but a vampire that climbs trees, yells timber and works outside...He just has to have that extra "ummpphh" needed to make you close your eyes. So I would have to say that I am totally Team Vampire Lumberjack. Besides... just think how much fun it could be to "warm-up" the Vampire...Werewolves are already heated up without the foreplay...lol .. You want to check out what I am talking about click here: http://moirarogers.com/blog/archives/2261/
Before you decide to go against my team let me explain a few things:
Vampires have strength, stamina, are highly "combustible" (wowzer) and you don't have to cook for them....so no clean up either..(yeah Vampies) Yes, your neck may look good, but they don't take without giving..if you catch my drift...also you don't have to worry about that turkey wattle you call a neck--if you date a Vampire....they don't care about the package...they are all about the "inside"..lol... Vampires also have a tendency to be "up" at a mortal's bedtime and you don't have to worry about having tests taken or even getting a rabies shot...Now before you make the mistake of thinking that I don't enjoy a little werewolf romance..remember this is a blog battle for one or the other...but if I could make the ultimate sacrifice of body I would definitely have a wolf/vamp experience...lol
Let's hear it for the Vamps!
Wooohooo! Yeah! Team Lumberjack baby!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, Team Vampire Lumberjack for sure.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the not having to cook, therefore not all the cleanup either. Liked the reference to no turkey wattle *LOL*
I'm right there with you. Team Vampire Lumberjack all the way. But I still enjoy my weres :-)
ReplyDeleteStephanie G
Paranormal Haven
TEAM WEREWOLF BOOTLEGGER for the WIN!! Although plaid can be quite appealing to this Canadian girl, I simply can't resist a well dressed man in a suit! And there are just too many advantages of having a warm, loyal and ALIVE man! ;)
ReplyDeleteMy ancestors are from Transylvania, so I definitely side with Team Vampire.
ReplyDeletereading_frenzy at yahoo dot com
I know..that flannel just screams...I am too hot for you four pawed footsoldier...hehehe
ReplyDeleteI come from a long line of lumberjacks. I'll take the family biz and some pesky soul issues over the uncontrolled furry and controlled substances.
ReplyDelete"Vamps only care about the inside." LOL
Go Team Vampire Lumberjack!
Sexy vamp make me breathless.....Definitely Team Vampire Lumberjack!!!
ReplyDeleteSexy vamp make me breathless.....Definitely Team Vampire Lumberjack!!!
ReplyDeleteI am all for the Sexy Team Vampire Lumberjacks...
ReplyDeleteTeam Vampire Lumberjack is for me! Gotta love a vampire!!!
ReplyDeleteSue B
For the sake of sides, I have to go Team Vampire Lumberjack. Nothing says sexy like a man jacking some lumber. (Ohhh the images.)
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to add both to my collection!
Team Werewolf Bootlegger
ReplyDeleteYou almost have me convinced,and I know that I am going to enjoy the heck out of both of these stories, but I am at heart a shifter girl, so my vote goes to team werewolf.
ReplyDeleteTeam werewolf bootlegger. Nice to be able to see a guy at lunchtime.
ReplyDeleteTeam Werewolf for me! Howling seems kind of sexy! Booze and full moons! what's not to love?
ReplyDeleteWerewolves have strength and stamina PLUS they aren't combustible. And vampires are always judging people based on their looks. If anything they judge more than werewolves. Sure, they're interested in the blood, but I've never heard of a vampire being attracted to a 'plain Jane' so to speak.
ReplyDeleteWerewolf Bootleggers for the win!
echs2007@gmail.com
I'm on Team Vampire Lumberjack! go team!!
ReplyDeleteLove a good looking Vampire.
sasluvbooks(at)yahoo.com
"they don't care about the package...they are all about the "inside" - LOL - good one ;-D -team swiss
ReplyDeletesorry not buying it. Team Werewolf for me.
ReplyDeleteI disagree. Some of your advantages are disadvantages to me, I mean I love to cook, so my man had better love to eat.
ReplyDeleteA warm blooded werewolf is sexier than a cold, dead vampire.
ajolly1456 at gmail dot com
Cooking and cleaning... uh... he's a bootlegger so he's got money. That is for the cook and the maid to do. ;) Plus, who wants a dead guy. I'll take them live anytime. :)
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you with that extra "umph" thing with a lumberjack ;)
ReplyDeletePro-vampires here girl!
Way to go Team Vampire Lumberjack!!
Cherry Mischievous
mischivus101-warrior [at] yahoo [dot] com
You make good points but I am still for Team Werewolf! Love sexy shifters!
ReplyDeleteLol love your points - I am also for team vampire lumberjack.
ReplyDeletePam S
pams00@aol.com
That was a very nice visual you wrote up hehehehe. Totally with you on Team Vampire Lumberjack!
ReplyDeleteGo Team Vampire Lumberjack! What can I say I'm a sucker for the fangs. (Pun intended)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful wolves in Mech's Den. Yet bloodsucking fiends in the post. Where's the love? Where's the loyalty!? That's okay! I've got enough for us both. Go Team Werewolf Bootlegger.
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